Monday, May 5th, 2003
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6:35 pm - damn... i'm damned
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Thursday, January 2nd, 2003
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4:21 pm - I have returned?
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Dogs are aware of the fact that they can't talk to us and they spend every waking hour trying to scream but failing... When they bark, it is because they almost figure it out, but their vocal chords aren't refined enough to speak. Which makes them want to scream even more.
current mood: Hello.
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Saturday, May 4th, 2002
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7:32 pm
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two weeks ago:
"Maison & Jardin"
"Yeah, hi, i'd like to make a reservation for May 4..."
"ok, what time do you need?"
"uh, 6:00?"
"ok, and what's your name?"
"David Alex"
"Ok, see you on the fourth"
Two weeks later:
drivedrivedrive
"ooh, this place looks nice!"
THE FUCKING RESTAURANT IS CLOSED FOR A FUCKING PARTY.
i hate you mr. phone answerer man
current mood:  pissed off
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Thursday, March 14th, 2002
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9:59 pm
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7:52 pm
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I am pleased with myself...i thought i was pretty clever when i came up with this one
current mood:  amused
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Tuesday, March 12th, 2002
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8:36 am
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i had a dream last night... chili is definitly not a ticket to a concert. anyway: Albert, where have you been? I want to give you a hug... everyone is my favorite, just some more than others.
current mood:  loved
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Wednesday, March 6th, 2002
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9:51 pm - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Chris's
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So as i was driving down Windover Way, i saw a little dog... since i was going about 70 mph, i couldn't see whether there was a person with it, but it looked a little like Snow. (if you don't know Snow, ask Kayla) So on the way back at about the same speed, i saw him (forgive me if the dog is a girl, i never could tell) again. This time, i thought i saw someone standing there, but i decided i'd better have a better look. so i turned around, and went a about 30 mph down the street, and, sure enough, it was Snow, people-less. so i tried to get him to get in my car, but he must have seen those videos about riding with strangers because he wouldn't even let me pet him (even though i first met him like 7 or 8 years ago). Anyway, to make a long story less long, he ran away from me in the direction of Kayla's driveway, so i followed him very slowly up the driveway to the front walk, where i walked by him to the door. he started barking, alerting Mrs. Champaigne of his presence, so she opened the door when i was about two feet away from knocking. I think i scared her pretty bad... so i gave her her dog back. My good deed for the day. kthx
current mood: All G00d S4m4r4t1n 'n stuff
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Friday, March 1st, 2002
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3:06 pm - way too sexy
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Wednesday, February 27th, 2002
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8:29 pm
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They told him to run. Three steps forward and everything that had been behind him came into view. He kept running. As the trees and the walls and the worms passed him, he kept running. Soon, the place where he had been standing was a speck on the horizon in front of him. He looked behind himself and saw nothing. For a moment he thought this was peculiar, but then he decided that it wasn?t there because he hadn?t been there yet. Someone had put him there. He wasn?t sure whom, but he knew this place had been built for him. By him was more like it. There was a ladder. He climbed the ladder one rung at a time, and every fifth rung a bird told him to go to hell. He soon realized that it was the same bird and the same five rungs and that he was, in fact, getting nowhere. Some time later, as he was jogging toward the beginning and moving into the lack of scenery behind him, an animal appeared. What kind of animal is inconsequential, but what it did is not. It bit him on the cheek and told him to go to heaven. He asked it if it didn?t mean hell, and it realized its mistake and told him to go to hell. There was another ladder. This one had one thousand rungs. He knew this because when was halfway up, he had counted five hundred. He disappeared when he got to the top of the ladder, and he and you and I and whomever had put him there was very disappointed.
current mood: i drew a picture
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Wednesday, February 20th, 2002
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5:22 pm - questions
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What is the truth?
Live for the truth
Look for the truth
Look for eternity
When is forever?
Wait for the end
Live to be through
Through with it all
Where is your soul?
Under your shoe?
Drugged and confused
Numb like a god
Why is truth true?
Eat definitions
White is the truth
White like a lie
We die.
current mood:  full
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Tuesday, February 12th, 2002
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5:18 pm
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hey guys... i just wanted to apologise for that last picture... it didn't generate any of the comments i was going for, and many people are just scarred (scared?) now. kthx... and i hope i can still be your friend. ok bye
current mood: apologetic
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Friday, February 1st, 2002
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3:08 pm - Have it, you!
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Thursday, January 31st, 2002
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9:39 pm
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Your wife's name is Kelly and you have 0 children. You're a Teacher who drives to work every day in a Black Ferrari 360.
It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Kelly in your mansion in Alabama.
current mood: i could do better
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Wednesday, January 30th, 2002
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6:15 pm
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Obviously, it's not here yet. Hope you're not too disppointed. I can't say when it'll be here, but it will come, don't fret. i love you all.
current mood: chipper
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6:14 pm
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Sunday, January 27th, 2002
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4:31 pm - Last Night (I hardly remember)
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I thought it was birds outside.
It wasn't.
It was the rope swinging in here.
I wanted to see a lanet,
so I looked at a bright, unblinking star.
It wasn't a planet.
It's never a planet, know what I mean?
I'm bleeding.
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Thursday, January 24th, 2002
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5:49 pm - i think i wrote another poem. you can thank Bj?rk
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Hey baby?
Come over here.
Exist with me.
I love the way you smell?
Drink three things, huh?
This is really dangerous.
Sweet thing,
Try me.
Pour a little sugar on it, honey.
Sweetness.
current mood:  good
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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002
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7:59 pm
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Time for a hint( if you can call it that)... : Keith?
Release date is set at January 28.
YOU CAN'T WAIT!!!
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Wednesday, January 16th, 2002
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9:15 pm
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it's coming... you can hardly wait... the suspense will be killing you in a week or so...
current mood: mysterious
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Saturday, January 12th, 2002
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5:37 pm
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